Praise
This book is laugh-out-loud funny, but beneath the chaos and squirrel surveillance is something surprisingly sharp and tender. It nails the inner logic of a dog’s world so perfectly that the absurdity feels earned, not gimmicky, turning everyday moments into genuine comedy with heart.
The voice is confident, relentless, and weirdly wise, balancing pure silliness with real emotional weight about companionship and devotion.
I didn’t just enjoy it. I trusted it, which is the highest compliment I can give a book told by a dog
Barking Orders is a must read for dog lovers!
Let's be clear, Barking Orders is just a mindless fun read.
This book functions as a journal from typical dog, and each chapter is a different entry from the dogs point of view that is just so funny to read. Every single chapter of this book had me laughing out loud.
To give you a preview let me provide you my favorite quote, "I am justice in fur form." This quote and everything around it will certainly serve to entertain.
Barking Orders just made me happy.
I picked this up looking for something light and entertaining, and it delivered exactly that.
Barking Orders was a fun, easy read that felt like a perfect little break in the middle of the day (or a great “flight read” when you just want something enjoyable without having to think too hard). The short chapters made it really easy to pick up and put down, which I appreciated.
Roxy’s perspective is what really makes this book shine. If you’ve ever had a dog, especially one with a strong personality (I have two), you’ll recognize so many of these moments. The way she “manages” her humans, keeps a close eye on everything, and takes her responsibilities very seriously is both hilarious and oddly accurate.
I found myself smiling the whole way through. It’s not over-the-top or forced humor. It’s more of a dry, clever kind of funny that sneaks up on you.
If you’re a dog lover, you’ll likely see your own pet in these pages. And if you just need a quick, entertaining escape from your day, this is a great choice.
Overall, a light, enjoyable read that I’m glad I picked up.
This is a laugh out loud, very relatable book, written by Roxy the Cattle Dog from her perspective of living with her human. If you are a dog owner, you will find this true to life, dog perspective, outrageously funny, and true! I will never quite view a cup of coffee, my dogs barking in the middle of the night or dog treats quite the same way.
This would be a fun book to include to any new dog owner, and current dog owner or any want-to-be dog owner! Brilliantly crafted, this is a fun read! A great to book to grab when you need to brighten your day and you just need a good laugh. Very funny and very very creative! Lots of great one-liners that are oh so relatable and catchy (for any dog owner!). It brought some laughs to my day and is a fun, light read.
This is quite an entertaining read and especially well-written for a canine author. Everyday situations are explained through the eyes of the dog, who explains her behaviors are for noble purposes, such as surveillance and training her human. Chapters are short, making this a nice, light read. The descriptions are entertaining and the writing style makes for a super enjoyable read.