Barking Orders: More Funny Adventures of a Very Opinionated Cattle Dog: A Dog’s Diary of Chaos, Squirrels, and Running the Entire Household
About
Roxy is back.
And she’s still running the house.
In this second installment of the Barking Orders series, our highly opinionated cattle dog returns with more “field reports” on the chaos of everyday life—and the humans who are barely keeping up.
From enforcing strict morning routines to defending the neighborhood from rogue snowplows, robot vacuums, and deeply suspicious squirrels, Roxy approaches every situation with authority, confidence, and absolutely no self-doubt.
Her humans try to help.
They usually make things worse.
Roxy adjusts accordingly.
Inside, you’ll find:
• Morning operations that run with military precision (mostly)
• A full-scale investigation into a missing kibble upgrade
• The ongoing war against the Roomba
• Snow-day disasters, vet visits, and tactical snack acquisition
• New humans, new rules, and a rapidly shifting household power structure
• One very questionable performance review
Each chapter delivers a quick, laugh-out-loud story packed with sharp observations, ridiculous situations, and a dog who is clearly the most competent member of the family.
Perfect for fans of dog humor, lighthearted reads, and anyone who knows their pet is secretly in charge.
Start anywhere. Stay for the chaos.
Because in Roxy’s world…
The system must be maintained.